you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
