): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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