How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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