Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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