Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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