I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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