no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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