Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ugly people sure do ruin things
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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