Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
