Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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