Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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