is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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