I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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