i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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