I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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