From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
