Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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