If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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