Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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