Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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