haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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