Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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