I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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