How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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