Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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