somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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