Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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