The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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