So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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