He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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