what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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