My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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