i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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