i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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