Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
