..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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