I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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