She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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