Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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