How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need to sanitize my soul.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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