have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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