I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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