no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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