Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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