You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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