Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize