if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
