Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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