so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That accounts for only three of the penises
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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