I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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