we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
