This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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