He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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