I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
