She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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