i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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